The Jesse effect

Jesse: average dutch guy's name

Dating app expression for when you have swiped left too many times that when a very average guy shows up you swipe right for him

friend 1: Dude, why aren't you answering this guy?
friend 2: Oh... it must have been the Jesse effect

by nondutchies January 31, 2023

Pulling a Jesseca

When a freshman dates a senior

Brittany: did you hear about that freshman Aliyah dating that senior Blake
Elizabeth: yep. She's Pulling a Jesseca

by sarcasm.is.my.second.language April 2, 2015

Sophia and Jesse

They're the couple that would fake their deaths, run away and not look back, their love is so strong that Aphrodite herself would kneel in their presence.

No couple could ever be like Sophia and Jesse.

by Driven My 67 August 18, 2017

The jumping jesse

The act of jumping on a pogo stick nude while shitting.

Great...."The jumping Jesse" left stains on the rug.

by poon tube and the other hand. August 26, 2019

Sophie and jess

Best friends who are bad bitches

Just want to be sophie and jess

by Shithole April 15, 2020

Taking a jesse

Is when u get a 1 foot poo from out ur bum hole

Yo I’m taking a Jesse

by Used goon rag dried up February 6, 2022

Jess

A slag that attempts to cheat on every man she has. A huge compulsive liar and an attention seeker. If you get this bitch as a partner. You’re either stupid or thirsty

Man 1: i got a girl bruh
Man 2: sweet! Who is it?
Man 1: Jess
Man 2: eww you need to fucking higher your standards, man
Man 1: noo... shes different
Man2: you battered man i got no respect for you no more

by Soldierhero November 4, 2019