Jacob 

(noun) A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend before he pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.

Damn call a priest that guys a total Jacob

Jacob by StickySuede September 18, 2018

Jacob 

A dude who has a massive cock, is jacked, and gets bitches

That Jacob is one lucky son of a bitch

Jacob by J69696969 September 18, 2018

jacob 

a bi-sexual male known for looking like edna and loves dogs dressed in g-strings. He looks like a typical pedo and has pizza every night cause his family is to lazy to cook

oi look its "Jacob" he must have sex with dogs

jacob by the bois r back September 19, 2018

Jacob 

Someone who is super sweet and kind, but sucks at french. Hes one of the funniest people you will ever meet, he will never fail to make you laugh. Except for when he tells bad sex jokes. Jacob thinks golf is a real sport and enjoys family time. His vocabulary consists of dog, bet, and finna. He might claim that he can fight you but trust me he will loose. Although he likes to workout and not eat good tasting food he is not one of those annoying gym pricks hes exactly the opposite. Besides the fact that he's thermal he's so great to hang out with and generally be around. His ASMR needs work but overall a high quality person 100/10. The perfect plug for ur outlet!

Jacob is my PPFL
Jacob is married to matt damion

Jacob by Freakinthesheetzz September 24, 2018

Jacob 

Jacob is sweet and generous he is most likely to marry someone who’s name starts with a K though he won’t know it at first. He is very social and has many friends!

Jacob is so cute!

Jacob by Gmafourlifebekind September 25, 2018

Jacob 

An incompetent asshole of a brother. He doesn’t help people unless forced too. A dick too his siblings but decent to others.

My brother is so lazy
Is his name Jacob?

Jacob by Blissyay3 October 15, 2018

Jacob 

Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's

Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does

Jacob by BRANKS_BOI November 18, 2018