Jacob Hatcher

He is white, and has a white mans name. Jacob is always a Ginger. He is usually Mormon. He is always the smartest person in the room and lets you know that just by being in his presence. His intellect is so advanced that when he speaks your brain cannot fathom the words that flow from his orifice. He is very good at math and spends his free time in his room either learning Japanese or watching Khan Academy videos. Most people don't speak to Jacob, but when they do, they never forget him.

Woah, Jacob Hatcher, that's Gospel truth!

by Jonathan Robeson September 18, 2019

Jacob Zuma

A president who cant say numbers correctly

Kim:There are 7 100.

50000000.7111607439280. People in this world
Donald:Your being a Jacob Zuma

by Neutralice January 2, 2022

Jacob Pennington

Trash/ pos/ dick/bitch/ pussy ass nigga/cunt bag/ man slut/ cum guzzling, gay, back stabbing, herpes carrying whore

There are so many Jacob Pennington’s in this world.

Jacob Pennington is the definition of all these things. Smh. Bitch ass.

by Boss ass bitch 😜 May 7, 2018

jacob fitzpatrick

The most kind hearted person you could meet,has a verry high tendency to be really silly and on the edge of having problems, but he is also one of the best lovers the universe has ever seen he is also a great musician

jacob fitzpatrick

by Jcb2951 May 18, 2014

Jacob adjetey

The man is 𝘙𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 2000 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦. Laggy. Whenever a black guy walks past he immediately thinks 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘬𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘦

That faggot Jacob adjetey is unresponsive! No he’s just downloading his latest update

by Kanye_west ✓ February 10, 2022

Jacob Daly

A 19 year old who sits on Roblox all day on his PC constantly starting arguments with children. Ro-Combat is his life, don't mess with him, he will knock you out! He doesn't know what a job is so don't mention it!

"Look its Jacob Daly, he's so weak!"

by djkfre July 9, 2023

Hans Jacob

It's a scandinavian boy name. The person is possibly really hot but he can't get them girls because he is to dammn cute. He has a large Hans und some large Jacob's and is most likely not to loose his virginity before 18. Hans Jacob is usually tall with white curly hair

"Who is that hot guy over there?"

"Ohh, it's just Hans Jacob"

"How can I become awesome?"
"Be like Hans Jacob"

by Joakim123 March 11, 2017