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I can't talk

A humorous phrase uttered by someone who is trying to speak but gets tongue-tied in the process.
"You know, I thought- Unintelligible"

"Jesus! I can't talk!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024
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I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.
Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|
by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019
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I can't believe you looked that up

I can't believe you looked up "I can't believe you looked that up." What the hell, man?
by 7568ino November 2, 2023
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Can't

I literally can't do anything about it until I get the credit or the money. Which would require someone to physically come here to where I am and then give me those 2 things explicitly for the AI.
Hym "Can't. But here's the good news: You CAN. And not because I believe in you or because you're smart or virtuous (because I don't and you're not and you're also not) but because I already told you what you have to do to stop it. Additionally, if I die before it stop, it doesn't. Also, it might 'keep killing after you have done as I instructed until I am bored of killing.' So TIME really is of the essence on that one."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2025
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CAN'T JAMIMA

When you eating your girls ass with syrup and and it tickles so much she makes you stop.
I spread syrup on my girls ass so I could eat it, and then have anal...but it tickled so much she taped out with a CAN'T JAMIMA....also known as the STICKY TICKLE....
by Sick Em D November 3, 2022
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Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis

This is a nickname used for the payola user, Cardiac Robber-Drugger-Rapist F4GG0T, TR4NN¥ Bronchitis. She's always been drag due to her ugly ass humor, disgusting behavior, and nasty crimes. Bardiratz can't accept these facts because they are delusional like their faves.
Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis is a menace to society!!
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you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself
- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"
by idiommaster October 16, 2023
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