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Classic Rock Douchebag

An exceptionally stubborn individual, usually over the age of 45, that adamantly listens on to rock and roll music that is pre-1995, but then bitches and complains that rock and roll has basically died out and the music industry is nothing but rap and country and pop, yet they still refuse to listen to modern rock and roll artists "because it just isn't the same as the older stuff", so they do nothing to support the current rock industry
I used to be such a classic rock douchebag until one day I realized how much good music I was allowing myself to miss out on, now I love rock and roll music from all decades and genres
by Kramardi September 15, 2022
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Classic bear trap

A deception or misunderstanding that results in a classic rookie/ basic error that is typically made by an individual with a rudimentary understanding of a given task or activity. The individual is tricked by and falls into the ‘classic bear trap’, being deceived into making this error thinking that it will be beneficial for them, but instead results in negative effects on the individual making the mistake.

A ‘classic bear trap’ is in effect the cause of a common rookie mistake.
Example 1: A guy is getting back with his ex for the third time even though she cheated on him twice. The act of her making herself available to him and pretending she wants only him is a classic bear trap for the guy, as he is deceived into thinking she still loves him and won’t sleep with other men.

Example 2: A straight male in Nana Plaza, Thailand, paying an attractive bargirl - who appears female - for sex. This is a classic bear trap as the straight male expects the bargirl to be female, when they are in fact a ladyboy, and thus may end up being pegged which does not typically align with a straight males sexual preferences.
by Elbrox June 3, 2024
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Lil broken classic

El acto de abandonar/vender y/o dejar tirado a un/unos compañeros El DÍA ANTERIOR a un evento importante
(Si no es el día anterior no se puede considerar Lil broken classic)
Me han hecho la Lil broken classic y mañana es la fcs, estoy jodido
by uwu123 March 20, 2020
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southern classic

I'd like to run a southern classic on that hoss's wife and daughter
by Hossboss69 February 14, 2023
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AJ Classic

A game which attracts many furries and furfags who are obsessed with pixels
AJ Classic is a game for furries who spend money buying pixels.
by Apellixx June 1, 2024
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schofield classic

When Schofield gives you head in High park
Man I got the Schofield classic yesterday when I was out
by Bignoirdragon January 10, 2021
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Dipshit Classic

An inept person whos behavior adheres to outdated and obsolete traditions, practices and social norms.
His sexist view of women in the workplace is straight out of the 1950s, truly dipshit classic.
by Emogenome February 15, 2019
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