Instagrammabliser

Someone that takes something and makes it instagrammable.

When I want to make something instagrammable, I contact an instagrammabliser.

by GrahamSetantaMuayThai April 1, 2025

Instagrammablising

Somebody that is presently making something instagrammable.

I am in the middle of instagrammablising something.

by GrahamSetantaMuayThai April 1, 2025

Instagram Reels

Hands down the best thing to grace the internet. I've encountered wild shit such as spongebob spamming the word "nigger", a video of someone being told they're not normal because she identifies as one of the made up genders and there's plenty of interesting fight videos on there too.

Fuck tiktok, fuck YT Shorts, Instagram Reels is the way to go.

by UltimateDoge April 3, 2025

Intact BBC

An intact big black penis that hasn't been circumcised. The most beautiful penis in the world.

What do Anton Harden, Louie Smalls, and Jason Luv have in common? They have nice intact BBCs.

I wish all black men had intact BBCs. I wish all men were intact. The world would be much better and sex and porn would be better.

by AntiCircumcisionMan July 13, 2025

instagram

A social media site that has as much ai junk as New York has rats.

instagram is absolutely infested with ai junk. no matter how hard u try, u can’t get away from it.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 18, 2025

Instagram Nazi

Someone who watches Zoomer Historian and likes Nazi aesthetics while claiming to be a National Socialist. Very often found under Save Europe accounts spamming 271000

Person 1: It was 271k
Person 2: What an instagram nazi
Person 1: Good Goy

by IamBW October 10, 2025

Instagram Reel Scholar

Someone who thinks a 12-second Instagram Reel is the same as a PhD. Gives unsolicited life advice based entirely on vibe-based pseudoscience and captions like “READ THAT AGAIN.” Least qualified person in the room, most confident voice in the group chat.

“He watched two Reels from a shirtless guy in a garage and now, as a full-fledged Instagram Reel Scholar, he’s lecturing me about ‘ancestral masculinity.’”

by Baumn December 11, 2025