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the unholy trinity of the internet 

The unholy trinity of the internet consists of three photos that one must witness to become a jaded internet user, once these three have been witnessed, they can not be un-witnessed. these three pictures are( going tamest to least tame in my opinion)
Lemon Party, three gay elders with flaccid penises having an orgy
Goatse, an old man bent over to the camera and exposing his wide arsehole
and last but not least, tub girl, an asian girl in a bath shitting everywhere
Hey, Joey, Johnny looks like he's seen some shit in his time...
Yeah, he was forced to witness the unholy trinity of the internet.
Jesus, I would never wish that fate upon my worst enemy...
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interest 

"the interest on the national debt alone is abhorrent."
interest by James November 17, 2003

Annoying Internet Quotes 

Quotes you find on Photobucket, or some other popular website containing annoying quotes about friendship, summer, boys, fashion etc. Usually comes with a picture of a girl in a field of flowers having nothing to do with the topic of the quote.
"Give up already sweetie, you're never going to be me. So do yourself a favor and stop trying."

"&&; keep UR hEAd HiiGH dey will KiLL 2 seE chu fall GoRgEoUSsss.""

Girl 1: OMGFZiiiZLEEEZZ did you lyk see dat quote on photobucketz abut true LOVEZ? itz lyk totezlyz decribes me and RICKZ. ohmygawd.

Girl 2: No, it is just a horribly put-together quote that a lonely, mentally confused teenager wrote.

Girl 1: LYK MEHGAWD wut iz wrong Witttt CHU?!

Girl 2: Annoying internet quotes got you.

Internet 

Hmmmm.... the fact is that you cannot be reading this without knowing what the internet is so why the fuck are you looking it up?
Internet by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008

innernet 

Howdy stranger, I was surfing the innernet just now.
innernet by JaneWM November 27, 2003

Internet 

Internet by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Internet Nigga 

A person who pretends to be a tough nigga aka a troll over the internet coined by this epic youtube comments fight on the video welcome to dallas because real niggas dont talk like that thats unrealistic.

caesare214

dat078912 u a fuck internet nigga talkn bout houston nigga u proble dont get no love 4rm h-town either make it in b4 the street light come on pussy boy aint no place like triple-d fuck boy i fucks with h-town so aint go diss it but hoe niggas like u get ya head crush 4rm talkn out the side of ya neck so fuck ya in ya pussy n get offline n go clean ya room 4ya mama come back in the house in give yo old ass a whoopn lol pussy