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Sheet Weight

When someone or pet sleeps between the top sheet and the comforter or blanket.
I tried to turn over in bed but couldn't because the dog was being a sheet weight and I didn't want to throw him across the room.
by Mariussincalvious June 30, 2025
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Sheet fanny

I need to do a courtesy wipe because I have serious sheet fanny!
by Partymarty333 July 18, 2025
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Call sheet

A outlined schedule for the crew on a film set. It helps them understand what shots they need to get, side tasks, etc.
I have no idea what shots we’re getting today, someone grab the call sheet!”
by Quinnnnnnn September 9, 2025
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fitted sheet syndrome

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.
danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome
by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025
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sheets

a term that originated from Randolph, MA that everyone knows what it means but no one knows how to define but it is a word with a more negative connotation
“yall tryna slide to that func?”
“sheets nigga, they charging 20 bills for entry”
“your right”

“the test has 60 questions and i got 40 mins to do it”
“sheeeetttttssss😭😭”
“this isn’t funny broo”

“yo my girl went through my phone and seen mad bitches in my phone”
oh fuck you’re sheets nigga”
“i’m already knowing bro”
by big daddy dequavis January 25, 2025
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Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.
I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.
by QuacksO March 5, 2025
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sheeting on the bed.

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.
William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!
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