Bed Jelly

When you ejaculate in your bed and forget to clean it up the day later

Sorry for making you clean up my bed jelly

by Reilly gosling March 3, 2019

weird bed

When you sleep and feel tingley a five year old wrote this ;)

Well how do you feel in a weird bed with weird people

by THE KINDERGANER September 22, 2017

Eat bed

When booking a hotel room for yourself, you request two queen sized beds. One for which you eat in, the other is for sleeping. The eat bed is the closest to the door.

“I’m snacking in the eat bed, so I don’t get crumbs in my sleep bed.”

by Spirited Chaos April 22, 2023

Bed Womb

Bed Womb

Going to bed early in my bed womb, felling safe and cosy, snug and warm.

by Mrbute September 1, 2023

go to bed

when a certain someone does not go to bed at a normal time and is destroying their sleep schedule won't go to bed.

ALEX GO TO BED YOU STINKER

by buckbaizen September 24, 2020

bed chocolate

A suspicious brown object that you discover upon your pillow when waking in the morning. How did it get there? No one will ever know. Not safe for consumption.

Hobo Jemima: That couldn't have been chocolate.
Hobo Cletus: Why not?
Hobo Jemima: It was too stanky.
Hobo Cletus: You're right... it must have been bed chocolate! Wait, I don't even have a bed!

by fuzzydickwumpkins January 11, 2012

Bed Slap

When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.

Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!

by Nana my Bananas May 17, 2018