Hungry Hippo

When a woman is in the midst of a bean flicking session and it's is approaching the point of no return, she's so intent on getting to that point that she's working on it like it's a game of Hungry Hippo

I walked in on Cheryl at the point of Hungry Hippo and wasn't going to interrupt her, so I just let her finish while I moisturized her tits with a steaming load

by Funking Barsteward September 18, 2017

shining hippo

Take a full tub of butter, melt in the microwave and then proceed to defacate in it. Place the butter back inside the fridge to set. The unsuspecting victim will eventually reach the end of the butter revealing the "Shining Hippo."

Why is my butter brown? Oh no! A shining hippo!

by Bob Apricot October 28, 2017

jumping hippo

The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.

Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.

Guy 2: Oh shit.

by A glazed donut November 11, 2017

Sneaky hippo

When your in the bath and someone eats you out

I was having a nice relaxing bath and my husband snuck up and gave a sneaky hippo

by Noodleasian dog May 16, 2018

Putrid Hippo

To fart a stinker and let it collect inside a Thirsty Hippo. The Thirsty Hippo will then absorb the moisture from the fart.

I still remember the day when Carl gave Jennifer a putrid hippo for Christmas.

by Doent August 25, 2018

Magic Hippo

Hippos that can create thunderstorms with their butts. They can use their face to shatter glass and fart out rainbows.

Have you ever tried a magic hippo? They taste good. And theyre yummy pets.

Oh yeah dude. They're the bomb.com oh yeah.

Vegetarian hippy: WHY MUST YOU EAT HIPPOS! THEYRE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENTTTTTTT

by Magic-hulahoop November 13, 2018

Canadian Hippo

Another word for the beaver is the Canadian hippo

*Mike and jay are hunting for elk and deer and approach a hilltop and see a beaver near his lodge*

Mike - jay look at the size of that beaver
Jay - wow that’s not a beaver!!!
Mike - yes it is... it looks like a hippo when it’s head is just above the water!
Jay - that’s so true
Mike - The Canadian Hippo

by OfficialJayJames November 16, 2018