howarth

a person who is snotty, snobby, uppity, and pretentious.

Sheila: "I only like rich men who go to The Opera and live in big houses."
Mia: "Don't be so effing Howarth, you'll end up alone and miserable."

by Whatever Trevor July 4, 2006

hotard

An insult that infers that a person is a combonation of both a hoe and a retard.

dont mess with that hotard, she got ery std in tha book.

by mike dizzle May 13, 2004

Hotard

Self defining. A mentally challenged ho'; but good as an immediately recognized all purpose insult (the emphasis is way more on the 'tard' than the ho) in the New Orleans area where the Hotard bus company runs Hotard labelled busses throughout the city.

It is usually used in disgust over anything from stupidity to sloth, close to a fighting word, (almost always preceded by the f-word) but is considered a term of endearment within some echelons of New Orleans society.

You're being a hotard...just get over here...and bring a bottle of whiskey, or your sister, too.

by 8th Ward is for lovers May 1, 2014

Phallus Hoarder

About 5'9'', Weighing around 150-200 lbs, with a two syllable name like Danny or Randy. Long or short brown hair and a intense dislike for the complacent moralities that follow being a HUMAN! Total disregard for any life other than their own, and usually travel size and filled with shit to be excreted on command and on-the-go. No matter where you are, you will be able to spill some shit. The word "phallus" relates closely to the penis lodges deep in one of their very uncomfortable orifices. Not the anus, no, but either the eye socket, the ear, an surgically opened temple, or sometimes even within their own dick-hole. The containment caused by this phallic placement, or "cock-cork", creates great tension and benefits the growth of shit within the Phallus Hoarder's compartments. Getting into an argument with a Phallus Hoarder is not recommended, for doing so could result in suicide, homicide or mass murder from the irrelevant conclusion of anger and unwavering stubbornness.

Although it is not recommended to argue with a Phallus Hoarder, its easier to take solace in knowing that they are usually either wrong, or just trying to make you angry and mostly revolves around decisions regarding their very own phallus.

Example 1:

Girl: Man I love my shih-tzu

Danny: He's Ugly and I think we should eat it.

Girl: What?! NO! Why would you eat my Shih Tzu?

Danny: Survival of the fittest, they should bow to my superiority!

Guy: *sigh* Danny you're such a Phallus Hoarder.

Example 2:

Randy: My dick is bigger than yours by ALL NECESSARY AND UNNECESSARY MEANS.

Guy: I didn't ask...

Randy: I know you didn't, but if I dont tell you then I risk the loss of one of my cock-corks

Guy: oh! you should've told me that you became a Phallus Hoarder.

by Amk October 4, 2010

Hoard

1. A term used by the prototypical white kid from Montana to sound intimidating when using the word "hard";

2. of or pertaining to the firmness of one's physical composition;

3. A means of surviving a car accident;

4. a way in which one can ball;

How hoard is my Quiksilver outfit?

Man, if I was only as hoard as Brad Pitt wearing a white t-shirt.

These weeks at the gym have made me hoard.

You would have died after the first 23 flips, good thing im hoard.

Damn you look sick in those hilfiger pants and fubu threads. Your ballin' out hoard tonight!

by Tanner Falcon January 29, 2006

h0ward

someone who is imature, speeks l33t, and is 8 years old

bob: how old are you h0ward? H0ward: f00k j00 n33b im 12

by bobtehsaler October 19, 2008

Dick Hoarder

The act of sleeping with copious amounts of men, usually over a short period of time.

Jeez, Helen has been with a lot of guys this week. She's become a real dick hoarder.

by Corndogg117 May 11, 2011