When you have rank gas and let one fly under the covers then pull them up over your girlfriend's head and say "hot pockets" in a high-pitched voice like from the commercial.
Sam: I gave Samantha a good ol' ripe Hot Pocket last night she came very hard.
Bill: wow I always knew she had a wild side.
Bill: wow I always knew she had a wild side.
by ledar August 03, 2021
When a woman has a hysterectomy and her uterus and crevice are removed, the vagina in essence leads to no where this becoming nothing more than a pocket. A hot pocket.
by In Law Hate March 04, 2018
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by Slydog11 January 04, 2021
Performing intercourse with a larger woman where the males Penis is inserted into the area between the belly apron and the upper thigh.
by SSBBWCHUB February 07, 2020
When you fart in bed and lift the sheets just enough so the smell hits your significant other right in the face. At the moment of impact you sing “Hot Pocket” like the jingle from the commercials.
“You wanna Dutch oven me?! I’ll hit you with a Hot Pocket when you least expect it!”
“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”
“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”
by Sassy pantsuit October 11, 2018
That guy I just had sex with is a Hot Pocket
by Pettybetty2k17 March 05, 2017