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Homo-sensei

An open homosexual (or gay person) who takes on the responsibility of answering a new gay or questioning person's questions about GLBT related topics. Derived from the japanese word 'sensei' meaning 'teacher'.
GUY 1: "Dude, I didn't know they were friends."
GUY 2: "They weren't, until the older one became the younger one's homo-sensei."
by Nobody 08 April 11, 2009
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Homo Pee

The act of peeing while upside down and gurgling water, both at the same time. An extremely difficult task which can only be performed by the expert.
Drew: Hey
Marcus: Hey what's up?
Drew: Nothing much, I'm just busy
Marcus: With what?
Drew: Homo peeing....
Marcus: Oh, Lemme try!
by Something Forgotten February 26, 2009
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homo tornado

1. when a gay person dances in a circular fashion.
2. when you masturbate into a blender, and it shoots it out back at you.
3. a reference about a penis twirling around a bunghole.
4. when the tasmanian devil attacks to the sounds of Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive".
You better back off before i hit you with a homo tornado.
by Peaches521 May 22, 2010
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Homo Coffee

A latte'.
Hi, id like a large homo coffee please.
by littlerslady December 4, 2010
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homo-suspectual

the act of being considered to be suspected of homogenious activities... bottom line.. thats gay my nigga
People thinks hes gay...Stop being homo-suspectual
by hotspit September 26, 2010
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homo substitute

1) A hetero-fexible male
2) A heterosexual man who drinks and becomes increasingly more gay
3) A heterosexual male who will act as a gay man (i.e. cuddle, receive sexual favors) when a fellow homosexual is not present.
"Are there going to be any homos or homo substitutes at that party, if not then I see no reason to go"

"I cuddled with a homo substitute last night. Almost as good as the real thing
by Pr3dair October 21, 2010
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Homo Jizzus Erectus

When a gay guy jizzes into an open erect penis.
Person 1: How was your date?
Person 2: It was great, Daniel gave me Homo Jizzus Erectus last night.
by NickrophiIia December 26, 2018
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