Hit the table

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.

"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."

by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010

Hanukkah Hit

A bowl of ganja that gives more hits without being re-lit than logically possible. It is passed around circle cherried so that each bro can take part in the religious event. Small hits are not allowed, so the bowl must be packed like DD's.

"Quick dude pass the bowl, it's a Hanukkah Hit ."
"That bowl burned for 8 hits with no lighter, what a Hanukkah Hit"

by Peaceful Anarchist February 1, 2010

air hit

When you inhale a blunt without allowing it to contact your lips. Useful for hitting/toking roaches without burning your lip, and cooling the smoke to reduce coughing.

Do you want to air hit this before I put it out?

by Zoned Out January 24, 2010

frost hit

A phenomenon encountered while smoking (usually weed). Someone takes an average sized hit from the smoking apparatus, and upon exhaling, the smoker blows out a huge cloud of smoke from what was a seemingly huge, lung-busting rip. In reality, the hit wasn't that big, as it was augmented by the condensation from the cold winter air, hence the name, "winter hit," or "frost hit"

smoker 1: "*exhales* dude, look at all that smoke! that was crucial hit i just took."
smoker 2: "*sighs* just another frost hit"

by petersonic electronic November 23, 2009

Pro-hit

Pro-hitting is when you're smoking a bowl and you do not completely touch the weed with the lighter but you keep it on the brim of the bowl therefore saving more weed and getting higher

John: "Yeah me and Jake smoked a fat bowl together and just Pro-hit it, got so many hits"

Chris: "Damn I guess I shouldn't torch my bud"

by ZeeGreenSpartan January 7, 2011

hit by a Walter

when you get a barrage of text messages in the middle of the night from the same insomniac.

I woke up this morning and had 62 new texts! I thought something bad had happened, but then I realized I had just been hit by a Walter.

by BillyMayser July 3, 2010

Ching hit

The act of being beaten by a person of Asian descent.

Fuck I just got ching hit in that math exam!

by billa.bong February 21, 2015