Hit the table

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.

"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."

by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010

hit by a Walter

when you get a barrage of text messages in the middle of the night from the same insomniac.

I woke up this morning and had 62 new texts! I thought something bad had happened, but then I realized I had just been hit by a Walter.

by BillyMayser July 3, 2010

hit a b1

run away; escape.

the police are here, let's hit a b1!

by Psych_ May 19, 2020

hitting the shitter

hitting the shitter, or hit the shitter, is synonymous with hitting rock bottom; your life is going down the drain

Mark started getting into heroin and unprotected sex with Serbian prostitutes, the guy even got evicted from his apartment last week. He's really hitting the shitter.

by Rion Smith March 13, 2016

hit the silks

Used by the U.S. air force. It means to bail out of a plane and use the parachute.

You have a hole in your left wing! Hit the silks!

by The Cool Parnell October 5, 2016

Hit a combo

Smoking a joint with more than one strain of marijuana.

"Yo Glynis, you wanna hit a combo and go to space?"

by My Point Exactly October 6, 2011

frost hit

A phenomenon encountered while smoking (usually weed). Someone takes an average sized hit from the smoking apparatus, and upon exhaling, the smoker blows out a huge cloud of smoke from what was a seemingly huge, lung-busting rip. In reality, the hit wasn't that big, as it was augmented by the condensation from the cold winter air, hence the name, "winter hit," or "frost hit"

smoker 1: "*exhales* dude, look at all that smoke! that was crucial hit i just took."
smoker 2: "*sighs* just another frost hit"

by petersonic electronic November 23, 2009