Seven Burger Patties of Hell

Seven burger patties high whoppers (that’s 5.8 inches tall) served by Burger King restaurants in Taiwan and Japan to honor Microsoft’s new Windows 7 operating system. Highly expected in the USA.
The monstrosity with its 791 grams of beef contains 2,120-2,500 calories which is equivalent to the daily recommended calorie intake for the average man at 2,500 (the average woman should consume about 2,000 calories a day)!

X: "How was your Japan trip... scored any geisha?"
Y: "Geisha my ass... after gorging a Seven Burger Patties of Hell I retired to the bathroom crapping my soul out."

by rperazag June 19, 2010

Hell of

1. Originated in Oakland in the mid-70s.
2. Original pronunciation of "hella".
3. Was funny because it confused people.
4. First used in a movie: E.T. (1982). Boy looks in fridge and mumbles to himself, "nothin' but hella shit in here."
5. Kids began to say "heck of" to keep from getting in trouble w/ parents.
6. Phrase was never "hell of a."

"It's hell of bad"
"That's hell of jive"

by DontCallItYayArea August 7, 2006

from hell to breakfast

1. Thouroughly, vigorously, and violently.

2. From one end of the earth to the other.

Forest Gump ran from hell to breakfast.

by Light Joker June 17, 2004

9 Circles of Hell

1st Circle: Unbaptized people and pagans
2nd Circle: Those who are overcome with lust/the need to have sex 24/7/365
3rd Circle: Gluttons/people who eat 24/7/365
4th Circle: Those who spend a shit load of money on shit they don't need
5th Circle: The ones consumed with rage fight on the surface of the River Styx (greek mythology) and the slothful/ones who are lazy lie beneath the water
6th Circle: Heretics
7th Circle: The violent; the 7th Circle has 3 inner Circles
The Outermost Circle: Those who are violent against property and inanimate objects
The Middle Circle: Suicides
The Innermost Circle: Those who are violent against God, nature, and/or art
8th Circle: Frauds (seducers, flatterers, those who exchange money for spiritual goods, sorcerers/false prophets, corrupt politicians, hypocrites, thieves, sowers of discord, etc.)
9th Circle: Those who betray one who is close to them (i.e. a close/best friend, a relative, a lover)

Which of the 9 Circles of Hell are you going to be in, Bob?
Idk, Bill...probably the 2nd.

by Demon<3 December 20, 2007

Halol

Having a lot of laughs. Made famous by Michigan assistant basketball coach Bacari Alexander through his twitter posts. Often used to end or begin a sentence that contains something humorous.

Halol, you just got dunked on hard.
That guy just made a fool of himself, halol.

by TheMichiganDifference August 13, 2011

hell, he's even more punk than me

a hilarious voice that is found halfway through the NOFX song, "Punk Guy".

*song plays, then pauses*
"hell, he's even more punk than me!"
*remainder of song plays*

by a man. October 28, 2007

stripper in hell

When a stripper has to do her duties on an old fat ugly smelly dude.

See that fat ass over there? If he got a stripper shed be in hell.

by cartman5000 August 17, 2004