hamburger helper

bad heroin, cut to much

he sells hamburger helper

by Wappingers Falls August 4, 2008

hamburger helper

Getting off with your partners face covered in shit.

when your partner is giving you a reach around with theri face in your asshole. Then right when you start to cum you shit on their face making it look like hamburger helper.

by the hopwood June 25, 2009

help over the fence

When you have sex with an animal.

"That chick likes to help horses over the fence." (help over the fence)

by carlsbadkid January 13, 2009

helper shotgun

Similiar to a helper monkey, helper shotguns are put into use by disabled persons to perform tasks. However, unlike (most) helper monkeys, helper shotguns are also used to lay in the smack down on any disrespecting peeps.

That bitch didn't disrespect me after I brought out my helper shotgun.

by JawaAvenger December 28, 2003

Help_tale

a weird-ass Undertale AU that's supposed to be scary by using amalgamates, but isn't scary at all. just awkward.

guy: have you heard of help_tale?
girl: you mean the so-called "scariest Undertale AU? yeah, but don't talk about it.

by Zachattack777/DunkleSans777 May 14, 2018

helepede

A Homo who moans 24/7 cause yes. And she jacks off in a discord call. SuS.

Joosep: OMH HELEPEDE!
helepede: ur mom

by JoosepOnHomoJaTrans October 9, 2021

Self-Helper

A person who fills all of their shelves with sunny self-help books and drops Buddha statues in random locations around the house. Notorious for forwarding emails profusely and also donating to as many charities as possible. Also decorates house with obscure quotes on plaques. Cooks bad food.

Self-Helpers buy ornaments when they don't even know what they are or mean.

by Flitch August 19, 2012