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no handed clap

A no handed clap describes a fat bottom girl twerking wearing no or only little pants.
{Cosmo} says she's fat, but when she turned around and did that no handed clap I was OUT OF MY MIND.
by Joking July 11, 2014
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handlebrows

Eyebrows that are large and/or burly enough to actually take hold of (in the same manner as handlebars on a bike) while you are engaging in sexual intercourse.
Shit man, that girl just got a wax yesterday and she still has handlebrows you can grab hold of while hitting it from behind!
by Lager Sanchez April 7, 2010
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produce handler

1: someone that handles produce in a grocery store.
2: someone that goes around fingering all the veggies at said grocery store
3: someone who gasms at the thought of a fruit being shoved into an orifice of their body.
4: a person that goes around town naked screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" with a feather up their bunhole && an ugly birthmark of donald trump doing the hula on their right side that sticks potatoes or similar shaped produce up other peoples tushes. then invites them to KFC where they eat it out with a spork.
1: The guy that works at giant is a produce handler.
2: That woman that goes around feeling up all the veggies before she puts em in her little blue basket is quite the produce handler.
3: Theres a woman n france that handles produce like a professional would ;
4: Im not so sure but that producehandler this week is quite good at what he does.
by MeaghanLiz March 4, 2008
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Kelsey Handled

To be slapped and the pimp slapped and then punched under you chin
Maaaaan I Kelsey Handled you last night!!!
by TGODAllDay May 30, 2011
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handgelina

The most lovely of hand dates. Did the voice of Tigress in Kung Fu Panda. Has many children and not all are from making hand babies. Often mistaken for a vagina or anus (without a face).
Luke: "I was so bored last night... I actually watched Kung Fu Panda"

Sam: "WOW that is bored"

Luke: "But it wasn't all bad, I went on a date with Handgelina after I finished my popcorn"

Sam: "Nice"
by Snatchtastic Snatch Cannon March 20, 2009
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HandLoad

A handload is the act of cumming in your hand and smacking somebody in the face with it.
Haha got ya bro you just got handloaded.
by The dicinary March 21, 2019
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Hadleigh

Everyone wishes they were a Hadleigh
by Ally313 November 23, 2021
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