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Bog hog

Short for boghogger: Someone who spends fucking ages in the toilet -especially when you're desperate to take a shit
That Sandra's a right fucking bog hog -she kept me waiting so long I nearly shat my pants!
by trylobyte February 1, 2023
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Hog Clan

A group of rowdy fun loving men. We eat hog daily. Join the clan to cum instantly
I am in the hog clan

please join
by old crumbler December 9, 2018
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Text Hog

A person who attempts to dominate a text thread by constantly texting over and over again. Usually considered on the 4th straight text. One text = standard, two texts =possible correction/misspelling, three texts = found clarification or announcement of conclusion, fourth text = Text Hog. Can be used on someone who writes a vast majority of the texts.
That guy won't let anyone else comment on his ridiculous ideas. He is being a real Text Hog.
by Humongous Cranium October 10, 2018
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Pew Hog

A greased up altar boy who is let loose in the empty pews in between Catholic masses, and is then chased by a sporty priest, not unlike a fox hunt. In some instances the Pew Hog may be fitted with incense smoke signals, or a tall crucifix similar to a flag fitted to a dune buggy for easier tracking. The Pew Hog may utilize any portion of the empty chapel and altar to evade the yearning hands of the priest, but the baptismal bath is off limits. A Pew Hog can be used anytime they are available, but are typically reserved for important Catholic holidays (i.e. Christmas or Easter) to get the priest jazzed up. Utilizing a Pew Hog around the holidays also decreases the chances of the Hog's parents giving a shit.
Father O'Kelley, your new Pew Hog is greased and ready to squeal.
by DickSlab123 October 23, 2018
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Food Hog

A food hog is a person who hogs and constantly eats food
She is a food hog because she always eats
by -Urban Dictionary- July 24, 2018
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Dorn Hog

A sexual act of inserting a corn dog into the anus of a partner who dons pig mask whilst squealing like a hog.
Our sex life was beginning to become mundane until we did the dorn hog.
by scoog szn January 18, 2019
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Huge hog

I heard that guy at the bar has a huge hog
by Feel_the_Vern August 30, 2022
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