Hit the table

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.

"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."

by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010

hit by a Walter

when you get a barrage of text messages in the middle of the night from the same insomniac.

I woke up this morning and had 62 new texts! I thought something bad had happened, but then I realized I had just been hit by a Walter.

by BillyMayser July 3, 2010

Hanukkah Hit

A bowl of ganja that gives more hits without being re-lit than logically possible. It is passed around circle cherried so that each bro can take part in the religious event. Small hits are not allowed, so the bowl must be packed like DD's.

"Quick dude pass the bowl, it's a Hanukkah Hit ."
"That bowl burned for 8 hits with no lighter, what a Hanukkah Hit"

by Peaceful Anarchist February 1, 2010

miracle hit

That very last hit before your disposible (vape) dies. Usually unexpected, feels like a miracle.

friend 1: "yoo i thought my dispo was done for but i got one last hit in!"
friend 2: "dont they call that the miracle hit?"

by anonymousvapegod January 14, 2023

air hit

When you inhale a blunt without allowing it to contact your lips. Useful for hitting/toking roaches without burning your lip, and cooling the smoke to reduce coughing.

Do you want to air hit this before I put it out?

by Zoned Out January 24, 2010

hit and skip

when someone hits something with their car and quickly drives away before they are caught instead of taking ownership their hit. Another word for hit and run.

also a word to describe a hit and run.

"Yo! I left my car on the street last night and woke up to a hit and skip! "
"Instead of contacting the business owner, Deliah decided to hit and skip after she backed into a store window."

by psychedelicsnowing December 26, 2016

to hit the roof

When you feel very angry about something or someone

You make me feel like I'm going to hit the roof!

by Barbi December 6, 2016