Hit the table

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.

"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."

by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010

hit the silks

Used by the U.S. air force. It means to bail out of a plane and use the parachute.

You have a hole in your left wing! Hit the silks!

by The Cool Parnell October 5, 2016

Hit a combo

Smoking a joint with more than one strain of marijuana.

"Yo Glynis, you wanna hit a combo and go to space?"

by My Point Exactly October 6, 2011

hit the yeet

Used in place of "dip out" & leave / Needing to go somewhere quickly
Something falling abruptly and or being thrown

I gotta hit the yeet, see you later.

The cooler hit the yeet into the road from the backseat after hitting a pothole

by Indicali May 9, 2019

frost hit

A phenomenon encountered while smoking (usually weed). Someone takes an average sized hit from the smoking apparatus, and upon exhaling, the smoker blows out a huge cloud of smoke from what was a seemingly huge, lung-busting rip. In reality, the hit wasn't that big, as it was augmented by the condensation from the cold winter air, hence the name, "winter hit," or "frost hit"

smoker 1: "*exhales* dude, look at all that smoke! that was crucial hit i just took."
smoker 2: "*sighs* just another frost hit"

by petersonic electronic November 23, 2009

hit a b1

run away; escape.

the police are here, let's hit a b1!

by Psych_ May 19, 2020

hitting the shitter

hitting the shitter, or hit the shitter, is synonymous with hitting rock bottom; your life is going down the drain

Mark started getting into heroin and unprotected sex with Serbian prostitutes, the guy even got evicted from his apartment last week. He's really hitting the shitter.

by Rion Smith March 13, 2016