Hit the table

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.

"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."

by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010

hit the silks

Used by the U.S. air force. It means to bail out of a plane and use the parachute.

You have a hole in your left wing! Hit the silks!

by The Cool Parnell October 5, 2016

hit nation

in a place of being Hit

where and when a person is put into a hopeless situation that has no way of getting out of.

man 1: man I got put on that working party
man 2: you hit
man 1: hit nation bro

by jayboy00123 July 22, 2017

hit a b1

run away; escape.

the police are here, let's hit a b1!

by Psych_ May 19, 2020

hitting the shitter

hitting the shitter, or hit the shitter, is synonymous with hitting rock bottom; your life is going down the drain

Mark started getting into heroin and unprotected sex with Serbian prostitutes, the guy even got evicted from his apartment last week. He's really hitting the shitter.

by Rion Smith March 13, 2016

Creamster Hit

Verb: The act of smoking a mixture of DMT and crack cocaine, on a base of marijauna, out of a bong.

1. The man who told me about creamster hits had a missing front tooth.

2. Man I shouldn't have taken that creamster hit last night.

by Dreamy Creamy August 24, 2011

Pro-hit

Pro-hitting is when you're smoking a bowl and you do not completely touch the weed with the lighter but you keep it on the brim of the bowl therefore saving more weed and getting higher

John: "Yeah me and Jake smoked a fat bowl together and just Pro-hit it, got so many hits"

Chris: "Damn I guess I shouldn't torch my bud"

by ZeeGreenSpartan January 7, 2011