Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.
Slang for jerking off.
Slang for jerking off.
"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."
"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."
"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."
by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010
Get the Hit the tablemug. 1. The man who told me about creamster hits had a missing front tooth.
2. Man I shouldn't have taken that creamster hit last night.
2. Man I shouldn't have taken that creamster hit last night.
by Dreamy Creamy August 24, 2011
Get the Creamster Hitmug. Person 1: OMG FUCK COLLEGE THIS SHIT IS HARD!
Person 2: It's okay! we can just hit the poles when if you fail your classes this semester. At least we'll make bank
Person 2: It's okay! we can just hit the poles when if you fail your classes this semester. At least we'll make bank
by SaturnHoshi February 14, 2019
Get the Hit the polesmug. Pro-hitting is when you're smoking a bowl and you do not completely touch the weed with the lighter but you keep it on the brim of the bowl therefore saving more weed and getting higher
John: "Yeah me and Jake smoked a fat bowl together and just Pro-hit it, got so many hits"
Chris: "Damn I guess I shouldn't torch my bud"
Chris: "Damn I guess I shouldn't torch my bud"
by ZeeGreenSpartan January 7, 2011
Get the Pro-hitmug. to sell drugs in the street as opposed to behind closed doors...to "post up" on the corner and peddle drugs.
by Jay Jerk July 11, 2004
Get the hit the avemug. 
hitting the shitter, or hit the shitter, is synonymous with hitting rock bottom; your life is going down the drain
Mark started getting into heroin and unprotected sex with Serbian prostitutes, the guy even got evicted from his apartment last week. He's really hitting the shitter.
by Rion Smith March 13, 2016
Get the hitting the shittermug.