Hit the table

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.

"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."

by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010

something to hit

fucking child

something to hit is child

by Vvv cc yfhdfvgkfrcyohcudu August 15, 2021

Hit the poles

To pole dance -- usually for a strip club

Person 1: OMG FUCK COLLEGE THIS SHIT IS HARD!

Person 2: It's okay! we can just hit the poles when if you fail your classes this semester. At least we'll make bank

by SaturnHoshi February 14, 2019

Pro-hit

Pro-hitting is when you're smoking a bowl and you do not completely touch the weed with the lighter but you keep it on the brim of the bowl therefore saving more weed and getting higher

John: "Yeah me and Jake smoked a fat bowl together and just Pro-hit it, got so many hits"

Chris: "Damn I guess I shouldn't torch my bud"

by ZeeGreenSpartan January 7, 2011

Creamster Hit

Verb: The act of smoking a mixture of DMT and crack cocaine, on a base of marijauna, out of a bong.

1. The man who told me about creamster hits had a missing front tooth.

2. Man I shouldn't have taken that creamster hit last night.

by Dreamy Creamy August 24, 2011

Hanukkah Hit

A bowl of ganja that gives more hits without being re-lit than logically possible. It is passed around circle cherried so that each bro can take part in the religious event. Small hits are not allowed, so the bowl must be packed like DD's.

"Quick dude pass the bowl, it's a Hanukkah Hit ."
"That bowl burned for 8 hits with no lighter, what a Hanukkah Hit"

by Peaceful Anarchist February 1, 2010

hit the silks

Used by the U.S. air force. It means to bail out of a plane and use the parachute.

You have a hole in your left wing! Hit the silks!

by The Cool Parnell October 5, 2016