Happenity

The possibility of happening

The happenity of this risk is very low.

by am_gh March 18, 2021

nothing good ever happens after midnight

Not a term -DayFern

Bro: nothing good ever happens after midnight is not a term dude

Other bro: yeah good point

by Kian September 9, 2021

you'll never guess what happens next

These six words can be described into one word - clickbait.

They guarantee millions of views from people with 1.5x more IQ than the producer at the smartest. They try to trick low-IQ viewers (which there are a lot of them) into thinking that they are smart.

A car crashed, but you'll never guess what happens next

by Power476 December 17, 2020

Happer Toesday

Thar graetest dayre oaf yoarne; Happer Toesday ith th' daye foar thou'est houlye enterjectione; Halexandere Grann Belle hath taeken thith holiedae lieke aye telle-if-owne. Weep if thou commemmerste.

Spoilsman: "Yo dat bitch got herr 'n' yo' fo-way like it 'twas Happer Toesday."

Spoolsman: "Aye wille maeke yarr yarne."

by mickrett May 10, 2008

happiness

An illusion between sadness and confusion.

happiness is what we think it to be

by getrealplease February 6, 2012

Hippenis

A dirty, scruffy-looking penis belonging to a hippie

Tom: "How was that Jefferson Airplane concert you went to?"

Mke: "It was going great, until this chick started putting random hippenises in her mouth"

by Kavlios April 30, 2012

Happiness

Happiness is another way of saying rice, it just is used more in America where everything is different from everyone else.

American " hey chinaman, why you so happy, I wish I was that happy."

Asian "for one to find happiness one must find rice"

by Osama Bin Bama May 12, 2016