goofy goober

A Big pink dildo that women use to pleasure them selves. Mostly lesbiands.

Wow i want that goofy goober.

by hannah hamilton March 9, 2008

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goobersmooch

A kiss on the eye; A peck on the eye

Guy: "Im very sad"

Girl: "Looks like someone needs a goobersmooch!"

by xx_a_beautiful_mistake_xx November 18, 2007

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Gompers

A species of tropical bengal tiger, indigenous to central Kansas which possess an uncanny taste for the private parts of young boys.

"Damn boy! Didjoo hear about that Gompers who attacked at Love Box the other day and chomped off that little boy's sponkey?!"

by Ashton, March 10, 2008

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noun, person: a boyfriend that, even though he adores his girlfriend & lets her walk all over him, he annoys her to no end. even the sound of his breathing makes her want to gouge his eyeballs out & kick him in the face, neck, & nuts. also, the only time he gets laid is a pity-fuck.

jeez my stupid fuckimg boyfriend just changed my oil, put new tires on my car, delivered my baby, got up with her all night while i slept, then moved all my furniture & my best friends furniture upstairs into our new apartment, and he had the nerves to buy me a 3 karat diamond ring & it wasnt even the right size. what a goober fuck!

by ElJaye June 13, 2011

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