goon bug

Disrespectful member of society who thinks they are above all others.

A Savage walking among men.

Dawg your're being a real goon bug right now, cut that shit out.

by T$Money$13 September 17, 2016

Goon Squad

A group of people who want nothing more than to smoke pot, drink some brews, and kick it with the homies. In fact, they take this lifestyle to such an extent that they accomplish nothing else. Usually they don't have jobs, they're not in school, and overall do nothing productive. This is what leads those around them to name them a "goon squad". The most important part of being a goon is being perfectly happy with this lifestyle and repping the name proudly!

Nick: "Guys, look whose here. It's the goon squad!"
Ty: "I know, I could smell them coming from a mile away."
Nick: "That bud they're smoking must be pretty dank!"

by DaCoBuddha June 23, 2017

Goon

Someone that makes moves, and rips.

Did you see nick dancing with those two bad bitches last night? He’s such a goon!

by Gangbanging11 February 18, 2019

Goon

(noun) A term used for a woman that resembles a goon. A goon can be a woman who is large and looks like a hockey player or a middle linebacker.

“Lemme tell u abt Lisa. Bitch is a straight goon. put her on the hockey team we need a new forward.”

by GawkityGawk March 30, 2022

Morning Goodness

A pleasant, discreet way of talking about the tent-pitching males wake up to in the early hours of the day.

Chris had a good long dose of morning goodness today.

by Chris Brantley December 7, 2007

booty goon

a booty goon is a man who is feening for cheeks and will get it no matter what

i was walking down the street then someone tried to pull my pants down and i saw 3 booty goons

by anonymous August 23, 2022

cotton picking goodness

When a black female has a pussy so tight that when she removes her tampon part of it is still stuck

Dude, when sharkesha dropped her panties i knew dat pussy was gon be like cotton picking goodness

by scroaty McBoogerballs March 29, 2014