Gooch guilty pleasure

The guilty pleasure a man gets from rubbing his fingers along his unwashed gooch before valiantly sniffing them and nodding his head in approval.

Man 1 - "Hey man, did you just see that guy slyly rub his gooch and then sniff them valiantly, subsequently nodding like that dog of the churchill adverts?"

Man 2 - "Sure did bro. That guy must love a bit of gooch guilty pleasure."

by breeski December 15, 2010

gooch rider

some one who rides ur gooch. ( hairy part in between ur balls and ass hole

that nigga is a gooch rider

by nigga_powell February 08, 2010

Double Gooch Kick

when you hit 2 people simultaneously in their gooches.

That bastard gave us a double gooch kick...so we killed his family and burned him at the cross.

by JJ January 17, 2004

molly&maddis gooch

a gooch is a thing that attatched the ballsack to your anus. it may cause pain if kicked,pinched, poked etc...

my molly&maddis gooch is feeling rather sore today.

by molly&maddis dildo farm December 06, 2016

Puss Green Gooch

When your gooch gets infected and turns green with puss

Damn, I fucked that girl last night and woke up with a Puss Green Gooch

by EpicLolly36 June 15, 2021

Gooch Cooch Smooch

The act of licking a sexual partner's "gooch" or taint, all the way to their "cooch" or vagina in one lick.

Jim: My girl squirted everywhere last night when I gave her the Gooch Cooch Smooch.

by cayorne June 15, 2018

Big Benny Gooch

This is the worst definition i've ever seen, this insults the real benny because it is a short ass definition and a shitty one at that. BEN U ARE THE MAN-keep on living the gonger

Ye ye ben u want a large farva?

by The real k-dog November 22, 2004