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Gooch Swamp

When the area in or around the taint is so built up with Goochy Goo that it develops its own ecosystem. Usually mold or fungus.
Shizzle hasn't showered in so long that I can smell his gooch swamp from a mile away.
by Reef.BlastBody July 14, 2017
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Gooch Cooch Smooch

The act of licking a sexual partner's "gooch" or taint, all the way to their "cooch" or vagina in one lick.
Jim: My girl squirted everywhere last night when I gave her the Gooch Cooch Smooch.
by cayorne June 16, 2018
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Goach

A roach, someone who is ugly, that is a queer. The words; gay and roach are combined to make goach. Therefore, an ugly queer. This word is used as an insult.
"Did you see the new boy today?"

"Yeah, he looks like a goach."
by Spicy Mulk August 10, 2019
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double gooch

Double Gooch- "What you see from behind when a girl is getting DP." -Matt Browning, MGMT Pinks, West Gray
by matt.b.talks.loud December 22, 2013
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Goochie

Adjective: Cute, or baby-like.

Verb: To pet an animal by starting at its forehead and moving backwards toward the middle of the back, making sure to squeeze its ears together on the way back. Mostly applying to long eared animals such as bunnies, chinchillas, or dogs.
example 1.
Cassi: Oh. My. Gosh. Mia is SO GOOOOOCHIE!!
Tommy: I know!! She is the goochiest thing ever!!

example 2.

Johnny: I goochied the goochiest chinchilla ever today! But I don't think it liked it, it obviously wasn't goochied much as a baby

Mischga: Some chinchilla owners just don't spend the time goochieing their chinchillas when they are babies.. It's a shame every chinchilla can't enjoy a goochieing..
by johnnyrocket7070 March 15, 2010
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gooch

the view you get of a woman's snatch from behind (especially while bent over/on all fours). May resemble a taco/pita-pocket/roast beef sandwich from this viewpoint.
"When your Mom bent over, I couldn't help but notice her exquisite GOOCH"
by Mike/Brandon December 28, 2005
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gooch licker

An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man who's hygiene would be described as horrible at best.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Nate last night?
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and him and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting, fucking gooch lickers.
by McMurray McMuffins August 20, 2011
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