Pete Goal

To score a repetitive and/or boring goal on Pro Evo a number of times in one game. This is also known as 'being gay'.

It's time for the Pete Goal.

by Ando1 June 11, 2008

The Goat

Someone who is ‘ fire ‘, good at what they do. Someone who is a goat is like by many!

Michey is the goat

by Yur biggest flex January 1, 2020

Satan's Goatee

When a man titty fucks a girl and ejaculates on her chin

I was titty-fucking my girlfriend when I blew my load and gave her Satan's goatee.

by Ben "Jeffrey" Harrison December 9, 2008

goatselicker

(Pronounced "goat slicker")

Someone who licks the goatse. Used as an insult.

Hey, goatselicker. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

My teacher is such a goatselicker.

by boxnoq September 12, 2006

goatslap

To invent a nonsensical saying and convince an ESL student that it belongs to standard English idiom.

Kristen: That just slaps my goat!

André: What hell? What does it mean?

Kristen: Oh, that's just a common saying people use when they're upset. It's like "grinds my gears", but more backcountry.

André: Ahhh. I see.

(André just got goatslapped!)

by Jedophile October 6, 2010

Football GOAT

Cristiano Ronaldo. The greatest football player of all time. GOAT.

~ Who is the football GOAT?
~ It’s Ronaldo, he has done it all.

by Namecannotbeblanksoitypedthis March 26, 2021

Goat of football

Cristiano Ronaldo is the highest goal scorer and Goat of football nobody comes nearer

Cr7 is the goat of football

by @TheGouravJain March 26, 2021