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hairy german

A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.
Hairy German is at it again
by CLiff January 7, 2005
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German Circle

A trio of sex acts that can be performed in a loop, creating a sexual hula hoop.

It starts out with multiple performances of the Frankfurt Shuffle by both partners until fully aroused. This is followed by the man eating out the woman in true Munster Muncher style until she comes, after which the man performs a Berlin Airlift to finish off. Then they start again with a fresh Frankfurt Shuffle.
Last night, my wife and I hooped through the German Circle.
by Frank and His Girlfriend April 23, 2011
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geomancy

Magic pertaining to the idea that earth (rock, metal, etc) is one of the four primordial forces (or elements) of the universe.
James used geomancy to create an earthquake which warded off intruders.
by Dolphinjamez November 3, 2014
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geenan

Beautiful smart athletic inspiring curagious person who's one desire is to make people happy. Leader aspects automatically make them lovable. Also has the sense that people are constantly manipulating you.
Geenan is a smart person
by Uban_dic September 16, 2017
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German Roulette

Everyone brings a high amount of legal and/or illegal drugs (most likely in form of pills) and throw them unlabled in a bowl with candys.
Then the bowl is handed from player to player untill just one person remains.
The last one standing or at least alive is obviously the winner.
Jim: Sarah why do you have no friends?

Sarah: Well, I did but they're all dead because they're a bunch of pussys.

Jim: Fuckin' what now?

Sarah: We played German Roulette and I take drugs like a champion.

Jim: Sounds fun. At least you didn't get raped this time.
by Gin Toxic April 10, 2020
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German compliment

A compliment that is actually more of an insult, made by a generally well meaning person, referring to the stereotype of Northen Germans being aloof and unintentionally rude.
Examples of a German compliment could be defined as:
"You smell a lot nicer than usual"

"You looked better with the other haircut. "

"I've seen uglier girls than you."
by karorom July 11, 2020
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german

germans are so cool. all who are german r going to heaven
by ryan chisessi October 7, 2006
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