n-gaged

Like being PWNED, but usually involving an N-Gage.

So I was walking down the street playing my N-Gage, and some fat kid pointed at me and laughed. Then someone shouted "N-GAGED!"

by Bane December 23, 2003

Tea Garden

The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.

'So what'd you do this weekend?'

'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'

'Nice!'

by Zyah-C! April 12, 2009

Midnight Gardener

Person or Person Indulging in PLANT FOOD MMC MEOW MEOW attending an all night event

Midnight Gardener they was up all night on the plantfood

by d0tc0m May 13, 2010

re-fucking-gardless

That means No Matter-Fucking-What.

*You Nigger! You pinched my fucking weed!
-No, I didn't! You don't know what you're talking about.
*No, that means no weed for you! Re-fucking-gardless!
-You fucking nigger lover...

by Whore to the Hey! May 23, 2007

garden boy

some one who colects seeds and catorgarises them in to specific groups

my friend larry is a garden boy

by jacobshibby May 17, 2006

Garden hose

A dick.

Scott's brother in law shot him dead in an argument over a garden hose. The coroner determined Scott's brother in law had the better garden hose since he could still use his.

by Solid Mantis February 9, 2018

uphill gardener

a human male who partakes in gardening in furrows he shouldn't be according to mother nature.

burrow is an uphill gardener
shut up, you uphill gardener

by Anonymous January 27, 2003