Gabe

The art of making decisions without first thinking of the consequences. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

Driver: Dude drove over me for no reason.
Spotter: Yeah he definitely was being a Gabe.

by Racer04829 September 16, 2023

Big Gabe

A legend. All those Chuck Norris jokes? They all become true when you replace "Chuck Norris" with "Big Gabe"

dude#1: when chuck norris...

dude#2: nope, big gabe. continue.
dude #1: umm, okay then, when big gabe swims with sharks, the sharks need a cage

by not_a_fish September 20, 2023

Gabe-it

verb. To stash alcohol or drugs on one's person and consume this covertly, in an attempt to avoid the consequences/the rules.

“I thought the party would be boring so I gabed it”

- “Damn bro, my girlfriend is making me go to this Ed Sheeran concert”
- “Why don’t you just gabe-it?”

by GraciasSenor July 12, 2023

Gabe Itch

A kind of itchiness caused by Gabe,it is said if you sleep with him you get the itchiness too.

A gabe itch is chasing me

by NickHer69420 July 26, 2023

Gabe

Fat pig boy

"What's your name?"
"Gabe"
"Don't you mean porky pig"

by ihategabe August 14, 2023

Gabe era

When someone is in their Gabe era they are likely to be a sore loser and act very depressed around others even though everyone knows they're just being dramatic

Omg lmao he's in his Gabe era

by ev_0114 August 14, 2023

Gabe

An absolute stoner who has the biggest sick ever. He’s got 69 secret girlfriends and his real grilfriend knows all of them because she is obsessed with him. He has a massive ass and can eat all pussy in the world. He has the biggest pussy and can slurp your moms. He fucks everyones girlfriend and moms. He even does dads sometimes because they all love him.

That gabe fucked my dad and sister.

by Itsxbkvwzi Dax sfibcdd November 22, 2021