Futile

Someone who believes they're going to grow up to be a nurse, doctor, lawyer, rapper, singer, athlete, or any other high paying job, but they really grow up to be another typical fuckboy, thot, pornstar (get paid great but is a very disrespected job), work at a fast food joint, or any other low-paying job.

Girl: I'm gonna be a nurse when I grow up.
Boy: Yo gpa like 1.8.
Girl: so, what that mean?
Boy: Mean you futile as a bitch.

by C. Ferb January 19, 2015

futbucker

a dislexic spelling of butfucker
one who fucks buts
the way you may say it in class and hope to god the teacher dosent pick up on it

hey whats going on futbucker?
asshole

by [e-mail] January 12, 2008

futureshop!!

A place that does not actually exist, but if it did would provide an immediate solution.

After a heavy dilema is presented, or a period of silence falls, it is appropriate to call out, "Quick! To the futureshop!!" The idea is that the solution will be within the futureshop!!

The two exclaimation points are totally required, even if it isn't the last word in the sentence.

Guy: Crap, I can't find my hat.
Guy2: Quick! To the futureshop!!
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Guy: Hey guys, what's new.
Guy2: Absolutely nothing man. We even tried cleaning out the futureshop!! but even that couldn't break this boredom.

by Cap'n Awesome April 27, 2005

Futurama

A great Show Canceled By Fox and , sadly by Adult Swim, but is back on with a new season on Comedy Central and TBS (Best two stations ever) Featuring Fry, a Average guy from the year 1999 that was frozen for about 2000 years. Then, wakes up in the year 3000 and finds his nephew (Dr.Farnsworth) and works for his "Delivering Company". The Simpsons (Created by Matt Groaning) and Family Guy (Created By Seth MacFarlane) both GREAT shows, but have recently started to get worse, so right now I would recommend to watch Futurama on Comedy Central and TBS.

Futurama is awesome.

by AlexTheWanderer September 1, 2010

futa

short for futanari, which, in the hentai community, is a dick girl. A being that has the body of a female and the genetelia of a stallion.

Nice tits, i think as I scroll down, but since she was a futa, my perversion soon turned to envy.

by kostya July 18, 2005

futura

the single greatest graffiti artist of all time

Yo man you see that new piece on the south side?

Yeah man its nothing to futura though

by Gabe dizzle September 28, 2006

Nucking Futs

More formal or classroom appropriate way of saying Fucking Nuts.

When people show up late for class, it drives me Nucking Futs.

by NervousClassGoerSaysRoar April 26, 2011