February 2

If u born on this day u lonely as hell go get some friends

“Happy birthday” i say to myself in the mirror. I love February 2 :’(

by Alethecrackhead October 17, 2019

february 10th

national kill your friend day

person 1: WHY WOULD YOU KILL GIANNA!!??!
person 2: it was february 10th tho...

by swagsistersarah February 3, 2020

Fuck Fortnite February

The month u can't play Fortnite or u big GAE!
Fun Fact:
During these 28-29 days suicide rate increases to 69%
Also sex rate increases to 100%

Ninja:I'ma play Fortnite all night this month!
Skull Trooper:Seriously! NIBBA, it's Fuck Fortnite February!
Ninja:SHIT! I forgot! Now I can't lose my virginity

Ninja: .................(slowly tying a noose)........................

by Nibbaufuckedup November 26, 2018

February 2, 2222

The only year where the calendar dates are all 2's. the same number. 2/2/2222 in the Gregorian calendar.

The last time we had an all number date was January 1st, 1111. 1/1/1111

I wonder what will happen in February 2, 2222.

by Abraham's Adversary October 27, 2018

February 16th

If the person born on this day is named Larry, then you should give him a blowjob immediately. What are you waiting for?

Person 1: Hey Larry when is your birthday?
Larry: February 16th.
Person: Oh shoot I gotta give you a blowjob now.

by Not.Larry October 17, 2019

Fibonacci Fap February

Every day of February, nutting the same amount of that date on the Fibonacci Sequence. For example 1 nut on February 1st, 317811 nuts on February 28th

Juan “Are you participating in Fibonacci Fap February? There’s a total of over 300 thousand nuts!”

by Brady31 November 5, 2018

February

The second month of a year

My birthday is in February .

by Thewallstreetboy October 13, 2019