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Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.

The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.

The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"

Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.

Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?

Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 12, 2025
mugGet the Flex Officermug.

doo doo flex

The act of taking a pic while taking a shit. Best seen as a snapchat caption.

Sending snaps of your poop is not cool, send snaps of your face instead! We love to see the facial expressions.
he’s gonna take longer than we expected, he just hit me with the doo doo flex.
by King Boo JP September 17, 2019
mugGet the doo doo flexmug.

Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO ( Correctional Officer) that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other correctional officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything... depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry
"unfair".
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and expects applause from everyone.Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommy Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said he was not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 10, 2025
mugGet the Flex Officermug.

flex flexington

Someone who shows off all the time and flexes about things in his or her life.
Ella is a flex flexington because all she talks about is going to a Chance the Rapper concert.
by Dumster February 27, 2017
mugGet the flex flexingtonmug.

flexing on facebook

Sending a screenshot of something u consider good that nobody Asked for or wanted
by bob the builder 40785 June 29, 2019
mugGet the flexing on facebookmug.

Flex player

A guy who plays draft normal games and gains LP. Totally irrelevant.
-Hey, i'm, challenger.
-Ok, but you're a flex player.
by GhostOnThe5thStreet January 28, 2021
mugGet the Flex playermug.

Flex

An international exchange program financed by the Department of state. It brings foreign exchange students from post USSR countries
Who is that new girl?
She is a flex exchange student
by Katie 2020 June 5, 2020
mugGet the Flexmug.

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