true facts

All facts are true, and the way it’s used “true facts” is like saying “true correct” and that makes it worse.

Kid 1: Man Jordan wasn’t shit

Kid 2: True facts
What it actually means in English
Kid 1: Man Jordan wasn’t shit
Kid 2: True correct
Don’t be an idiot, use it jokingly

by Chiminut February 6, 2022

Q-tip farts

1. The act of Farting on a Q-tip, and examining it for poop
2. Putting a Q-Tip half way up your butt, and then then farting it out into your girl friends orafaces

1. Sheryls Q-tip farts told her that she needs more fiber in her diet.
2. Dear Diary, my girl and I tried Q-tip farts, and she farted it in mine, haven't seen it in 3 days...

by sharpcheduh July 3, 2014

toyotas.speak.facts

The act of breaking into someone’s house and shoving a car down their peehole.

‘I’m gonna toyotas.speak.facts Gabriel tonight! It’s going to be hilarious!’

by Trickster. October 15, 2021

amogus sus funny farts

ligma balls

- aye what up man

- amogus sus funny farts

- fr

by MarioFungo July 2, 2022

does it jiggle when it farts

when the ass is so fat it jiggles when farting

"damn that ass fat does it jiggle when it farts"

by haha axn August 14, 2021

Kitty Farts

A term for describing the current situation as "peachy keen", or okay, and most often said by a Caucasian female around the age of consent in Calfornia.

That b*tch thinks everything is just rainbows and kitty farts, but it isn't!

by Mufasa Fox March 11, 2008

bubble farts

When a father and son experiance farts in the bath tub together, making the son giggle with happyness

I seen braeden today in the bath tub with his dad Jari enjoing bubble farts together

by Jari P. January 5, 2008