Your father

He went to go get milk and isn’t coming back sorry

John: your father
Logan: John you know my father left
John: Ik :

by RA!NB0W JUP!T3R<3 April 28, 2022

father figure

1. something bella the wolf lacks
2. a dad

even if bella the wolf had a father figure he would go to get the milk in yoctoseconds

by Xeries August 12, 2024

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Father Larry

The Patron Saint of Covid. Provides protection against Covid-19 and variants.

-I feel like a pig shat in my head.
- You’re just hungover. Father Larry was at the party last night so there’s no way you caught Covid.

by butterluv December 23, 2021

father oak

The worlds greatest sigma Ohio streamer rizz skibidi toilet Avery fanum tax

Dangg Father oak get your gyatt out of my face!

by Skibidi Rizzler November 2, 2023

Charlie Higson's Father's Payday

Charlie Higson's Father's Payday refers to a day in the future when it will probably rain. It is usually used pessimistically or sarcastically.

The phrase dates back to the early part of the 20th Century. It referred to a possibly apocryphal story. Each month, Charlie Higson's Father would have to go to collect his salary from his work. Grumbling, he would complain that because he had to go out to get his salary it would almost certainly rain.

People began to use the phrase colloquially when they pessimistically thought it was going to rain.

"Tuesday is going to be like Charlie Higson's Father's Payday"

by HeavierWeather October 3, 2013

Father

To suck c*ck without a mouth

I can’t even father this dude because I can’t think of something to do it with.

by Aristomenis November 16, 2019