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false shower piss

The false shower piss is when one is standing in a shower under the water and the water goes down ones body and falls of the shlong (penis) and creates the sound of as if one is pissing hence the name false shower piss
Person 1: *through the door* are you pissing in the shower?

Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss

Person 1: oh i hate that
by Westwoodcolge January 15, 2022
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False profit

Police using chemicals and surgical experiments to force marriage of Guardian and child Homewood health center Guelph Ontario Canada specialty
Justin Trudeau is a false profit chasing the Granger's across five nations starting with Manchester Robin Hood truedeau and chief executive officer Granger Manchester United Kingdom England
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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False YOLO

An idea that may seem worthy of changing your life for, in the name of chasing your dreams and YOLO, but objectively, it is a fucking bad idea.

The only reason to do it would be for YOLO, despite it being dumb, not calculated, and have lasting negative effects.

Like a face tattoo, for example.
Skip: I really want to leave my super successful company, where I make lots of money, have an amazing partner, have zero debt, and have tons of fortune 500 clients. I want to make weed cookies. This is my calling, this is my dream.

Shay: Skip, you cant do it now, everyone is flooding the weed market, and your company is rock solid. Now is NOT the time to leave.

Skip: I think this is my destiny, like do I want to wake up everyday and be a marketing guy?!?

Shay: Now is NOT the time for false YOLO. Just eat weed cookies at work. You own your office, fam. Best of both worlds.
by Mike109999 February 8, 2022
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False

When Brandy says, “I love you more.” to eddy
It’s always false when brandy says i love you to eddy
by eddymfspaghetti April 22, 2022
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Fagstack

I got paid a fagstack for the job.
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False Red

this is a red you see when a girl or woman lie about being rape because they hate or jealous someone want them to lock up forever. government gave them too much power and trust like the story about the little girl who cried wolf but they keep believing the little girl in real life.
false red people don't ever get caught man...
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False hero

this is someone who seeks approval in others so badly to be loved by everyone to get all the perks and appreciation/love that a hero gets when he saves lives or solve problems or do good deeds for a hero, and a false hero would even steal a true hero credit or kill him and take credit for everything he done. a false hero is a special kind of super villains that is far more evil than they are...and especially everyone think they are so nice and kind...houston we have a problem. (not a movie quote)
S.o.S no one can find a false hero in time to get rid of this savage beast
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