FARP

Former Athletic Regular Person, a person that used to play a college sport but is now a regular person on campus

The ex soccer player is a Farp, not a Narp

by laxer24 May 14, 2011

Feaper

A fat goalkeeper (boy or girl) who is lazy, sucks at all sports, and just plays because his parents like his other siblings more then him.

Were going to win this game cause the other team has a feaper.

by Mr. Quackers 11223 October 27, 2012

Fearless Frank

A man with a large dick and will fuck anything.

That fearless frank just fucked my sister's pet pig.

by Justin Other Turd May 19, 2015

feardew

The collection of sweat on your forehead and temple when you are afraid or anxious in a given situation.

I could tell that guy didn't know the answers to the professors questions. How did you know man?! I saw that feardew running down the side of his face, I knew he was clueless. fear, anxious, scared, worried, sweat, perspiration, fearsweat

by joecoolthefool August 25, 2015

farpoot

When a person means to pass gass but accidentally passes a small stool at the same time in their underpants.

The boy farpooted when he really just meant to fart.

by TheJugleshes September 23, 2015

fear beer

That 3rd, 4th or 5th beer that you want to enjoy at a bar or restaurant, but you are terrified it will put you over the blood alcohol limit and increase your risk for getting a DUI. You may drink it anyway, but you are definitely worried with each sip you take and after you drive away.

I felt a slight buzz after my fourth beer, but I started to sweat with my fifth because I knew I had to drive home. That was my fear beer. beer, liquor, hard liquor, scotch, bourbon, drink, drunk, alcoholic, intoxicated, tipsy, wasted, kegger

by joecoolthefool November 6, 2015

farphanoogin

A gas attack that keeps u on ur toes. So much gas u think u gotta fart but when go to force out the pressure it shoots from a fierce fart to a roaring Belch with the same nasty smell.

Sam," Hey dude u know how to farphanoogin?"

Ej"no!?"
"How?"
Sam; " force out a fart bubble so hard that it blows it in to a belch that has the same smell as ur farts.

by Semmyslove September 15, 2016