Fakir

A fucker that is is old and Indian

(Real def: a/an elderly woman from the Southern Hemisphere mostly in India, Africa, or Middle East.

Look at that fakir, holy shit you don’t see many of them any more!

by Foxyloxy_ June 13, 2018

Falking

Fart walking

I was falking all the way to the bathroom.

I hit the hallway falking the whole way.

by TeedoBurrito October 8, 2018

Fanking

Fanking is the delightful art of re-contextualising a product by taking a photo of it near your crotch

MCM loves Fanking!

by Chappers88 October 17, 2018

fascintrating

Something that is both fascinating and frustrating at the same time.

Discussing the new test process was a fascintrating time for all involved.

by dk84 November 6, 2018

fascial fur

Refers to da thick "carpet" of curly-frizzy sawdust-shavings that accumulates on your forehead, cheeks, and chin --- especially during "hot 'n' sticky" weather, or if you have a moderate stubble for drifting particles to stick to --- after cutting fascia-boards in the woodshop.

Tiffany always appreciates when I come over to do carpentry-work for her; she just wishes I would remember to wipe off the fascial fur from my face before trying to give her a kiss. She has since solved this "lack of realization in the heat of the moment" dilemma by simply always bringing along a nice cool dampened washcloth whenever she joins me at the table-saw, so that she can both clean off my powdery jowls AND soothe my heated brow at the same time.

by QuacksO November 22, 2018

Fascisting

when you are fisting (or screwing (or fucking)) people over in a fascist manner.

"Dude, did you just fascist me?"

"We are about to be fascisting these people over in Monopoly"

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 26, 2018

Fascinary

Both fascinating and proprietary.

This project is fascinary, but before I explain it to you, you need to sign an NDA

by cheesyramen January 7, 2019