Skip to main content

England

Nice country with mostly good people. Some though claim Americans to be fat ignorant turds, yet when you search England mostly all you see is praise because most people from the United States appreciate England and recognize it is a good country.

Yet when you search United States all you hear is bad things and idiotic stereotypes. Some English people can't except that they are no long the BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD and have to share the spotlight with the United States. They always speak of the atrocities committed by America yet they seem to forget that for a good portion of history especially during 19th century imperialism they were some of the most evil pricks in the world.

Every country has its flaws yet British seem to love ranting and raving about "stupid American's," yet everywhere you look in England there is American influence and some English cannot accept that United States and Britain rely on each other more than some English people would like to admit. It's sad that these few people don't realize that they are no better than the "fat, evangelical, gun slinging, idiotic Americans." And this does not apply to all British people because half of my family currently lives in London, but just like here in the hated United States there are idiotic fools who don't know their facts and tarnish their country's reputation.
I fucking hate people from the U.S because their totally stupid even though i sit here reading these tabloid magazines about American pop culture sipping on my Coca-Cola! England zomg!!!!!!
by Educated American! Evan December 28, 2008
mugGet the England mug.

little englander

A pathetic, supposedly derogatory term used by the hard-left to attempt to ridicule a patriotic English person
All the brexit voters are little Englanders
by purpleponce May 21, 2017
mugGet the little englander mug.

England

RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN ETC.
I am going to england
by Simply holly October 12, 2016
mugGet the England mug.

England Header Rule

A rarely exercised rule in football where it doesn't matter if a player is committing common assault on the goalkeeper (which is known in the rulebook as a "foul"), the headed goal is legitimate because an England player scored from it - because, as we all know, England deserve to win every match they'r ein because they'r ebetter than everyone. Any referee that doesn't know this is obviously a complete idiot that cannot do his job properly, and therefore deserving of death threats.
Sol Campbell vs Argentina, 1998.
Sol Campbell vs Portugal, 2004.
by OD Smith March 22, 2005
mugGet the England Header Rule mug.

new england

The only place in the U.S. where people are more full of themselves than Texans.
New England is wicked had in the winta, so theyafoa I'm betta then you!
by 'sup P November 16, 2006
mugGet the new england mug.

The Queen of England

Doesn't actually exist.

The kingdoms of England and Scotland dissolved in 1707 so what every American refers to as "the queen of Engerland" is actually the queen of the U.K.

She is also the head of the Commonwealth and will never die. We know this because Prince Charles has been trying for years.

Learn some history!
American: "Look! The queen of England!"

Briton: "She's been dead for a looooong time"
by Ozzy1993 July 31, 2009
mugGet the The Queen of England mug.

England

A country geographically situated within Europe but politically removed from the ideology of Europe.
Often subject to torrents of abuse from disgruntled sheep farmers situated in Wales and Scotland because we are still guilty of some superannuated crime commited before these people's descendents even lived.
A nation full of stoic people who, whilst courageous and proud are also apathetic.
107p for a ltr of petrol and we all just sit and take it. Time to be like France and riot!
Americans think England is a facsimilie of their culture, but they are grossly mistaken so we shall move swiftly on.

England is a nation that on here seems to be represented by it's football team (oh dear).
Football is lame, so are you muppets arguing it. Go any find another way to have a macho-cock-measuring contest.

England is the oldest established democratic model of paliment/government in the world.
Scotish man: Focking english jebbend.

English man: ...thanks for your time....

England has many English people who adore Welsh, Scottish and Irish culture.
As for the ones calling us a "Cunt of a country"...at least we provide pleasure. What do you do you ropey-looking pikey turd?
by AntipatheticBrit September 1, 2009
mugGet the England mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email