Heaven on Earth

When you are not poor to beg nor rich to have insomnia, yet you can eat and drink (without a tube), walk (without bodyguards), shower (without a nurse), and earn or save enough (without kissing your boss’s ass)—and you can contribute to Urban Dictionary every now and then.

Heaven on earth starts right here on this side of eternity, not after you’ve earned your first million or billion, or experienced your last heartbeat—remember to count your blessings and be a blessing to others.

by MathPlus October 2, 2018

earth dragon

a chinese astrological sign; somebody born between January 23,1928 and February 9,1929 or between February 17, 1988 and February 5,1989

earth dragons rock

by k.k. February 4, 2004

earthster

A hipster that is equally earthy and hipster. They wear flannels, listen to Woody Guthrie, and plant things. This can be a person connected to the upper eschelon of "hipster" that just likes gardening and changing the world through love of mother earth and folk music. Or it can be a displaced hipster living in a rural setting. In short, they still ride fixies, but they live on (or plant) farms.

Hey, check out that group of earthsters planting that garden down the block.

or
After practicing a sparce rendition of "Old Dan Tucker," Owen decided to water plants in his sustainable garden. Owen then became the embodiment of earthster.

by purplearmadillo July 3, 2009

Earthers

A group of people believing Donald Trump is from outer space, and therefore ineligible to run for president of the United States of America.

If Donald Trump runs for president, the Earthers will launch protests and rallies.

by powersurge2005 May 10, 2011

Earthy Dad

a male paternal figure who can often be mistaken for a gay father. He is in touch with his feminine side and can often be soft spoken, wearing sweat socks with dress shoes, a musty order, and can be very jovial in spirit

I know that guy is gay, but wait...he smells kinda bad...and he has like 8 kids...must be an Earthy Dad!

by temps 27 & 7 May 12, 2011

Earthcreeper'd

What happens when using the minecraft mod Elemental Creepers, and an earth creeper blows up by you.

"man, did you see the new minecraft video by UberHaxorNova? his kingdom totally got earthcreeper'd.

by ImTheBause November 4, 2011

earth worm jim

A character from a game found on cell phones.
Also can be a pet name for a penis

"Get your earth worm jim out and dig me a tunnel!"

by justforajoke January 7, 2012