Earl

The most godlike being you will ever meet. No, wait, he is a GOD. A God who has single-handedly crafted the entire Universe from Scratch. With his all-mighty Samsung Galaxy J2 Optimus Prime, with the protection of the green phone case. A program, which can bring upon destruction or creation. He made the planets and stars with extreme detail using Minecraft. And finally he made the creatures that roam around the Earth and the creatures that inhibit the Universe, using the program Stick Nodes.

He now roams the Earth, enlightening his fellow humans with his works of creation, even though he is limited in a human body, which you know has limitations. But he fell in love with the human woman named Marie. He now dedicated his godlike powers to make her his wife.

Through the summer he developed abs of steel, which made him the most powerful being in existance, even if he is limited to the human body.

He is skilled in any works such as athletics, such as Volleyball, Basketball, and the likes, literature, which he has made many books in different sorts of genres, but mostly, fantasy, dragons and the like. He is, also, skilled in coding, which he made tons of many programs. He is, also, exceptionally skilled in games, such as Counter-Strike, Dota, ML, and the such.

There is only one person who can defy such a godlike being, The Defier of Gods, Jayvhen. He can provoke him and possibly start a deathmatch, which the Defier of Gods can easily flee.

Jayvhen: "Eeeeaaaarrrlllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!"

Earl: "Wanna die?"

Jayvhen: "No, Earl, no."

by Tocilog June 30, 2019

earl

a way of agreeing or disagreeing with someone
earl yea = hell yea
earl naw = hell no
just "earl" = (means you agree)

you - "yo that beat was tight son" me - "earl yea dog"

by illiterate eminence April 23, 2006

African Earplug

Where a girl or guy is giving you head or having sex with you, and right before u cum, u pull out and jizz in there ear, resulting in an earplug.

"Last night my b/f pulled an African Earplug on me and i still cant hear out of my left ear."

by Gina Hatfield and T.J. Mosley September 15, 2008

McDowell Early College

An amazing opportunity in McDowell County, offered to students going into high school. You attend McDowell Early College and in 5 years (or 4, if you work really hard), you get a Associates Degree in college and a High School diploma. Beware, this is for extremely driven students only. The teachers will help you, if you help yourself. You must apply to get in, but it will be worth it.

"Man, I can't believe I dropped out of McDowell Early College. Worst decision ever."

"My best friend goes to McDowell Early College. She is brilliant."

"I met my future husband at McDowell Early college."

"McDowell Early College did the best they could for me. Too bad I sucked and wasn't responsible."

"I love and miss McDowell Early College."

by MECGRad November 15, 2010

here's on I made earlier

To save time on TV cook shows, the presenters will have made an example to show while the dish is taking time cooking.

Put it in the oven...here's one I made earlier.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

early

A girl that will have sex or do any other sex related acts at any time with a man.

Dude, sarah got early last night

or
Man that girl is early.

by Jordan Head April 12, 2007

earl

1)To steal

2)A dishonest person

1)I totally earled all this cocaine.

2)Uncle Earl just earled all my cocaine.

by Jackie Gleason April 15, 2006