Dutch Tuckie

The Penis and testicals are put into a condom then inserted into the anus .

I gave that whore a rough dutch tuckie

by Bretski666 March 16, 2011

Dutch hummer

When a guy swings his dick around like a windmill and the girl tries to catch it in her mouth.

Something something windmill something something bj.

I tried a Dutch hummer but just ended up dick slapping her.

by Hotelalphlimaechoyankee October 26, 2019

Dutches plan

"WHATS THE GOT DAYUM PLAN DUTCH" says Aurther
"TAHITI" Dutch says for the 10000000000000000000000000000000 time today

Dutches plan is a plan where Dutch from Red Dead Redemption 2 has literally no clue what his plan is and uses it as an excuse to by a condo for him and Micah to make sweet love in when the first part of rdr2 is over

by Vector X3 November 9, 2020

Dutch Crouch

When a man straddles your lap, forwards and shirtless.

Mate I had to chin this geeza last night, he nearly caught me off guard with a dutch crouch.

by Yeet90 November 16, 2020

Dutch Steamroll

The act of speaking in a loud, authoritative manner during a conversation without providing any reasonable pause in the conversation to allow for any meaningful feedback regardless of any conflicting information.

Wow, Mr. Montana completely "Dutch Steamrolled" our conversation. I had to hand him the data to show that he was wrong.

by eh-must November 3, 2020

Dutch docker

word for a vagina

She got a beefy dutch docker

by george pearce January 15, 2021

Dutch Bakery

Noun
A maneuver (sexual or platonic) whereupon the giver or "baker" holds down their partner or "victim" and farts while on top of them, forcing them to smell the heinous cloud of ass.

Baker: I got my girlfriend with a Dutch Bakery the other night. Now there's at least three reasons she hates it when I'm on top of her.

by GideonGrey April 23, 2022