dutch eggnog

The act of covering your lover in a duvet then cumming over her face whilst ripping out a large fart.
Oh man, I gave the mrs a Dutch Eggnog last night and she threw up so bad. My sheets looked like a bad day in Bagdad afterwards.
by mac 007 December 28, 2015
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Dutch Entwinement

The dutch entwinement is when a man cums on another persons face (man or women) and the other licks it from around their mouth. They then scrap the rest of the cum off and masturbate with it until they cum. After they have both persons cum in their hand they finger blast the others mouth with each others cum that has been entwined into one cum
Jack just did a dutch entwinement with Terry
by Twerkplays February 03, 2014
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Dutch Rattlesnake

The sexual act of farting while your penis is inside of your partner so that when flatulence occurs it vibrates simulating a rattlesnake tail warning of potential strike causing instant orgasm 92.69% of the time in the recipient of the Dutch Rattlesnake or Dutch Rattler
Ken gave me the meanest Dutch rattlesnake the other night, I nearly cream pied myself from those vibes.
by Rawnie Throbbins June 24, 2023
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Dutch Steamroll

The act of speaking in a loud, authoritative manner during a conversation without providing any reasonable pause in the conversation to allow for any meaningful feedback regardless of any conflicting information.
Wow, Mr. Montana completely "Dutch Steamrolled" our conversation. I had to hand him the data to show that he was wrong.
by eh-must November 03, 2020
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pardon the dutch

A term used in the Wild West to apologize when using violence or force towards a criminal.
Sheriff, pardon the dutch! We have a few criminals to arrest!
by SussyGrandpa July 19, 2021
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Tabacco Dutch

A combination of musk ,drywall and coconut oil ,with a hint of motoroil, Brill cream and alot ot sexiness.
"I got me some tobacco Dutch last night mmm. The combination of musk ,drywall coconut oil ,motor oil,Brill cream and alot ot sexiness:mmmmm Best Tabacco Dutch sexy man
by Ling ling 2.0 February 13, 2019
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Dutch Cannon

Lifting the sheets or blankets with your leg while lying in bed after filling with hot gases, and quickly dropping them to create a blast of air at the end where ones head would be. (Also See: Dutch Oven)
After eating Taco Bell I Dutch Cannoned my wife and now she's divorcing me.
by DutchCannon January 04, 2018
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