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Drew

He’s the kinda guy you’d want sneezing in your mouth. Drew isn’t just a name as it’s more of an invitation. It’s well known that a Drew could knock on your front door for any reason at any time. Maybe his car broke down, maybe he’s selling insurance, maybe he’s alone on thanksgiving, whatever it may be, you’ll let him into your home with open arms and show him a seat at your table and he’ll tell your mother in exquisite style how beautiful her breasts are next to that glazed turkey and she’ll blow a load from hell and ruin thanksgiving dinner and you’ll all laugh and smile and say oh Drew, that boy is amazing. Next thing you know your daughter brings home a Drew tomorrow and she’s covered in peanut butter from head to toe because Drew thought it’d be a good idea to make a pbj. Next he follows inside, covered in Welch’s grape jelly smelling sweeter than honeysuckle on an easy Sunday morning on a walk out with the pups. This is only dads 2nd impression of a Drew and boy is he impressed. 3 pieces of bread later, you have your self a fam sandwich with a little Drew dressing to give it some flare. Drew is an enigma, he is a god, when will you see it through that all the pieces are exactly where they need to be in this world?
“Omg your covered in whip cream Diane!” “Oh no that’s just my nut juice, I ran into Drew at at Giant Eagle.”
by AHHHHHHRUNFUCKINGRUN November 23, 2021
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Rebecca Drew

Rebecca drew is a great person they are friendly and very artistic. They sometimes like being called Becca. They like to go to Primark and SuperHeros but she doesn't normally buy stuff.
Hello Rebecca Drew, let's go to Primark!
by JimmyJimJamYam August 2, 2019
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Drew

Your average racist white boy, Weird as shit and not in the good way. Probably ginger. Has a big ass mouth but can’t fight for shit. No one really likes him unless they’re also racist cowboy lookin ass white boys .
Look there’s Drew..”
“Eww what the fuck is that let’s get outa here”
by Kkashmmoney March 19, 2022
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Drew

Someone who sounds like a deep voiced kermit the frog and looks like he was apart of one direction or a backup dancer for justin beiber.
I knew this one kid named DREW
by ieatishmmmm February 1, 2022
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Drew

Usually a guys name(not always). They are very sweet, and loves sports. Extremely cute. -think of a number between one and ten… multiply it by 12.. add 7 and take 3. Ok now scrap the numbers and think of the cutest person ever! That’s Drew!- Can be an asshole at times (not often). Sarcastic alot. Would do anything for that one girl. They will always be their for you.
M: Drew is the best!

?: yea he is!
by Watermelon7419 September 27, 2022
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drew debrocke

hey did you see drew debrocke? yeah he's my president
by legislative branch September 21, 2021
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Drew

When you tie your dick to a truck and tow it around, in order to make it grow (usually men with very small package)
Bro my dick is so small, I need to hit a drew.
by OBlockMike January 31, 2024
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