Douchebag

(noun), Michael Moore.

John: Man, I really disagree with some of the things George Bush is doing.
Carl: Me too. However, it is ridiculous to assume that because I dislike Bush I like Michael Moore.
John: I know, that guy is a total douchebag.

by G.E.D. April 20, 2006

douchebag

A person who cheats on, tears apart someone elses life, and hits on freshman, and 8th graders, when he is in 11th grade

That douchebag ruined my life.

by random128 June 10, 2009

douchebag

1. An exceedingly stupid person

2. Anyone looking up the word 'douchebag'. I mean, seriously? Do you have a life?!

You're such a douchebag. Who spends their time on UrbanDictionary.com?

by I am smart like that hehehehe April 26, 2010

douchebag

one who tries to be clever but can't spell correctly.

see definition #30.He is a total douchebag.

by i'mnodouche May 19, 2006

Douchebag

Another word for someone who is acting asinine

douchebag:OMG that person falling over there was SO funny
me:dude you are such a douchebag!
douchebag:your mom
me:like i said you're a douchebag

by Bridgmister April 22, 2006

douchebachery

someone who has totally mastered the art of being a douchebag; someone who is a total dick and loves being a douchebag; mastering concepts such as ass whooping, keg stands, skipping class and vag pounidng

John went to school and learned douchebachery from his fraternity brothers.

by beeta808 May 10, 2011

douchebag

Person who is NOT smart enough to keep up with his own LIES!!!

He cancels his TRIP to CHICAGO and then books a flight to CANCUN...and CLAIMS he is going by HIMSELF....WOW WHAT A DOUCHEBAG!!!!! AHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!

by Beefcake 8181 October 29, 2010