The man the myth the legend who wears tight pajama pants that define the lines of his penis, hence the name saggy dong.
by Duck pickle May 11, 2016
The metephorical penis size directly relating to ones intellegence. No relation to physical penis size.
Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.
Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.
Person 1: Man you see the size of Kevin's Knowledge Dong?? Dude really knows how to record and report metrics to companies with shit metrics.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.
by KiddRed June 27, 2022
by Donger's bomb February 09, 2018
being so bored you want to see what happens when you search dong licker on wikipedia. You know what it means. I know you know what it means. I live in your walls. Check your bathroom. I shoved your toothbrush up my anus and watched you brush your teeth with it.
by deengloremenglormness May 17, 2022
A condition causing a New England Patriots fan to get an erection after seeing or hearing Tom Brady.
Why isn't Bobby watching the Pat's game?
He watched Brady warm up and had to go hide his Boston dong.
He watched Brady warm up and had to go hide his Boston dong.
by dfir February 20, 2015
Wow bro, why would you do that? That's a real dong brow move, I swear!
Shut up dong brow, I don't want to hear it.
Shut up dong brow, I don't want to hear it.
by armchair_hero April 23, 2019
by Burrito May 25, 2014