Cuttlefish That Loves Diving

The amazing writer that gave us gems like Throne of magical arcana and Lord of mysteries has a wonderful sense of humor and I LOVE HIM also one of his works broke the steampunk theme record and was permanently collected by the national library of china.

I love Cuttlefish That Loves Diving i love all of his works!!

by Aljun the Pan Crafter December 20, 2022

minnesota muff dive

Going down on a woman and she cums out a thousand lakes.

I gave Jessica a Minnesota Muff Dive and my bed was soaked.

by stanlenr January 15, 2021

Dead dick dive

When a naked man dies during swimming

Carl had a dead dick dive. His funeral is at noon in three weeks

by The weirdo in your pants July 28, 2022

Dirty scuba dive

When you are getting head and your force your penis into the back of a girls throat and it comes out of her nose

Yea she told me it was like she’s underwater when I gave her a dirty scuba dive

by WhiteWangALang June 28, 2022

Synchronized Muff Diving

When two female Olympic divers 69.

“Did you watch the Games last night? You just know the Canadian women’s team did some synchronized muff diving in their hotel later.”

by LinzerTorte July 27, 2021

underwater cave diving

The simultaneous act of carefully performing a hand stand while giving analingus.

I heard that girl Jaquanda will do anything in the sack. That dude Rodney from down the street said he went underwater cave diving last night!

by 1628Rex January 30, 2009

martian muff dive

The act of performing oral sex on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the 'performer' to allow for optimal breathing. This reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.

"Hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?"
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."

by bobbin frapples October 14, 2009