Heart Disease (CHD)

The preventable and reversible condition that results in deteriorated arteries (atherosclerosis) and plaque buildup, usually signified by heart attacks and stroke, and contributes to ED and Alzheimers. A disease typically accompanied by undiagnosed diabetes. As the great late Dr. Joseph R. Kraft put it, "Those with heart disease not identified with diabetes, are simply undiagnosed". This number one killer of americans fuels the largest, multi-trillion dollar healthcare economy in the world, located in the United States, and is perpetuated by government subsidies of cheap ingredients used to make processed foods, such as vegetable oils, sugar, and high-fructose corn syrup. The clinically proven preventative diet consists exclusively of plant based whole-foods.

at funeral
Friend: "Hey man, I'm sorry about your dad. Might want to get checked up soon though, you know coronary heart disease (CHD) usually runs in the family"
Son: "I've been doing my research, and I found out heart disease is caused by what we eat. I switched up my diet and now I dont have to worry. But man I wish I could have showed my dad all this. It probably would've saved him"

by Mattyfromduntucky May 4, 2021

sleeplessdeeznuts disease

This is a very rare disease that was discovered during the COVID 19 outbreak in 2021 by a fellow student from Turkey was infected with it through his own personal laptop during the extreme stress of deez nuts hour and had to be hospitalized at Alkent Hospital, where he is being monitored by Dr. Joe Ma.

Dude are you okay? You look like you have the sleeplessdeeznuts disease!

by JooByden May 19, 2021

Vesaolikur disease

Vesaolikur disease is a disease caught by giving the dog "Duke" the fabled ball

Person 1: Bro im so mad im gonna give duke the ball
Person 2: YOU CANT! You'll catch Vesaolikur disease.

by Adam D Fan July 3, 2021

Külli disease

Külli disease is a disease when you have bigger nerve attacks and you are more angry than usual. Symptoms include loose tongue, sudden nervousness, and the need to shout at others. The person may also cough heavily.

Whole class got Külli disease. I went to shop and when i came back i got Külli disease.

by asdasd3212 December 25, 2021

peekersons disease

Applies to players in video games that peek any angle or corner without the ability to back it up with aim

Peekersons disease can evolve over time by playing fps games such as, but also not limited to; CS:GO, Valorant and Call of Duty. It's a common disease among lower ranked gameplay, where people have a false confidence in their own abilities.

Signs of having peekersons disease include, but also not limited to:
- Long reaction time
- Ego
- Stubbornness
- Being Norwegian
- Bad crosshair placement

- Screaming in Swedish
- Complaining at teammates

"Why does this guy die all the time man?"
"Don't worry about him, he's got peekersons disease"

"Can you stop peeking, so you don't die?"
"I'll kill him this time, I promise I don't have peekersons disease"

by wheelguy February 23, 2022

Necrooxydine Disease

Necrooxydine Disease is a disease you get from having sexual inter corse with a dead body

(It's basically Zombie Aids)

You've been hit by, you've been struck by Cornelius. You now have Necrooxydine Disease

by Detective Dumbass February 28, 2022

MIT disease

Somone who has dyslexia: a condition that causes you to consistently misspell MIT or Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Symptoms may include an excessive use of the letter 'I', randomly adding extra letters, and forgetting the 'ch'.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Joe?
Person 2: Yeah, he has MIT Disease. He just wrote "Massaschusetts Instittute of Technologgy" in his essay!

by Tetartradeded February 6, 2023